bloodandbrass

i'll keep an eye out, then.

[ not to say he'll stop setting up traps or anything, but maybe david won't be kill on sight as often. because that wasn't an outright no, not gonna - he'll take a maybe for a maybe. ]

didn't expect you to be the kissing type.

[ that one's just aimed. ]

[ if he had a drink he definitely would've sputtered. ]

No?
[ and before he can stop himself ]
What type did you think I was?

figured you'd fight a lot more. that i'd have to put you down by force before you'd let me fuck you.

[ that's not a complaint, though. ]

[ david, meanwhile, is extremely mad about the fact that that's kind of hot to him. ]

Guess your lucky day was me being just sober enough to know I was too drunk to do anything except concuss myself.

[ not untrue, but it really is only a small part of it. but he's really not about to come out and admit he got hit with such intense gay panic that he didn't know what else to do. ]

[ hey man just throw the first punch and - ]

because you won all the fights where you were stone cold sober.

That's different.
Figured it'd take me a few go arounds to get you anyway. Ain't like running and getting stabbed keeps you in fighting form.

can't argue with that.

i ain't going anywhere.

Well aware of that. Too busy making sure nobody tresspasses to go anywhere else.

[ maybe you wouldn't be so confused where people keep finding shit if you left home once in a while just saying ]

if you morons kept your asses off my property, that might be different.

[ outside of the times he, you know, invites people to do so in order to fight and/or kill (or fuck). so it's at least partly a problem of his own creation. ]