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[bloodandbrass]

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[hardlydead]

[ if he had a drink he definitely would've sputtered. ]

No?
[ and before he can stop himself ]
What type did you think I was?

[bloodandbrass]

figured you'd fight a lot more. that i'd have to put you down by force before you'd let me fuck you.

[ that's not a complaint, though. ]

[hardlydead]

[ david, meanwhile, is extremely mad about the fact that that's kind of hot to him. ]

Guess your lucky day was me being just sober enough to know I was too drunk to do anything except concuss myself.

[ not untrue, but it really is only a small part of it. but he's really not about to come out and admit he got hit with such intense gay panic that he didn't know what else to do. ]

[bloodandbrass]

[ hey man just throw the first punch and - ]

because you won all the fights where you were stone cold sober.

[hardlydead]

That's different.
Figured it'd take me a few go arounds to get you anyway. Ain't like running and getting stabbed keeps you in fighting form.

[bloodandbrass]

can't argue with that.

i ain't going anywhere.

[hardlydead]

Well aware of that. Too busy making sure nobody tresspasses to go anywhere else.

[ maybe you wouldn't be so confused where people keep finding shit if you left home once in a while just saying ]

[bloodandbrass]

if you morons kept your asses off my property, that might be different.

[ outside of the times he, you know, invites people to do so in order to fight and/or kill (or fuck). so it's at least partly a problem of his own creation. ]

[hardlydead]

Maybe you should stop inviting me over if you hate me being there so much.

[bloodandbrass]

is that gonna make a difference in how often you show up to piss me off?

[hardlydead]

Be there for you less often, sure.
Your roomie still has a cupboard full of wine though. Kinda hard to resist.

[bloodandbrass]

you steal her shit, i don't give a fuck. just don't get drunk on my property after.

[hardlydead]

Can't promise that.

[bloodandbrass]

so you can't promise you won't start texting me for action again, either.

[hardlydead]

I'd say it's pretty unlikely.

[bloodandbrass]

sure.

[ he kept that last text, for what it's worth. just because ]

kick her shit in and i might ignore the next time you steal something.

[hardlydead]

If she starts something, I'll finish it, but I'm not gonna go starting fights just to curry a little favour with you.

[bloodandbrass]

your call. just keep in mind you're a dead man if i find you passed out drunk in the mines.

[hardlydead]

Considering you'd try and kill me if you found me awake and sober down there, feels like that much goes without saying.

[bloodandbrass]

just a reminder, since you keep showing up. makes that death wish look real obvious.

[hardlydead]

I don't have a death wish.

[bloodandbrass]

bullshit you don't.

[hardlydead]

Got no interest in dying. Pretty sure you'd have an easier time of it if I did.

[bloodandbrass]

half of you maggots go running straight at the first trap you see just to get my attention and you think that ain't a death wish?

[hardlydead]

My job to get as many of them out of a trial as possible, course I'm gonna come for your attention straight off.

[ he can't speak for the others. some of them are like him, some of them are... not very aware of their surroundings. ]