[ david, meanwhile, is extremely mad about the fact that that's kind of hot to him. ]
Guess your lucky day was me being just sober enough to know I was too drunk to do anything except concuss myself.
[ not untrue, but it really is only a small part of it. but he's really not about to come out and admit he got hit with such intense gay panic that he didn't know what else to do. ]
if you morons kept your asses off my property, that might be different.
[ outside of the times he, you know, invites people to do so in order to fight and/or kill (or fuck). so it's at least partly a problem of his own creation. ]
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[ that's not a complaint, though. ]
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Guess your lucky day was me being just sober enough to know I was too drunk to do anything except concuss myself.
[ not untrue, but it really is only a small part of it. but he's really not about to come out and admit he got hit with such intense gay panic that he didn't know what else to do. ]
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because you won all the fights where you were stone cold sober.
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Figured it'd take me a few go arounds to get you anyway. Ain't like running and getting stabbed keeps you in fighting form.
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i ain't going anywhere.
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[ maybe you wouldn't be so confused where people keep finding shit if you left home once in a while just saying ]
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[ outside of the times he, you know, invites people to do so in order to fight and/or kill (or fuck). so it's at least partly a problem of his own creation. ]
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Your roomie still has a cupboard full of wine though. Kinda hard to resist.
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[ he kept that last text, for what it's worth. just because ]
kick her shit in and i might ignore the next time you steal something.
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[ he can't speak for the others. some of them are like him, some of them are... not very aware of their surroundings. ]
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sounds like a death wish to me.
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