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And you make Billyboy look downright well-adjusted sometimes. So I guess we’re all very complex and multifaceted, aren’t we.
I don’t know what you’re bitching about this time, but I didn’t do it. Believe me or don’t, whatever, I don’t care. But if you fuck with me, I’ll fuck with you back for sure, so maybe ask yourself if it’s worth sullying your precious land further first.
[ david's gotten pretty good at respecting evan's space, his things. even avoids stealing from him unless he's certain this is the only place he can get something. doesn't disarm more traps than he absolutely has to to get around, and never breaks them. there's something tenuous there, a kind of mutual decency that he'd like to maintain if he can. ]
[ which is all what david would've thought before that last trial. before trapper threw him up on a hook with a terse reminder that david owes him, as if he'd fucking forgotten. maybe it was a rough one for him, or maybe david was just especially annoying that time, he doesn't know, but he does know that something about it pissed him off enough that he wasn't even afraid to die while he hung on that hook. all he'd been able to think about at the time was wishing he could just pull himself off and smash the bastard's head in with a rock. how fucking dare he. ]
[ and david tries not to carry that shit with him once a trial's over, sometimes even successfully, but this time? this time he storms over there the second he's back at the campfire. this time he makes a point to break the traps he has to disarm to get down the mine. if there was a way to wreck them so bad it would be impossible to repair or reforge them, david would with no hesitation. ]
You in here? [ david calls when he makes it to the workshop, assuming sooner or later he'll be seeing an angry trapper ready to take his head for the disrespect, but david doesn't care about that. ]
[ evan's used to disrespect. blatant disrespect, in fact, and often from david. the calm between them has been strange but, at the same time, almost worthwhile. other people close or bust or steal his traps, break into his place and treat it like their own, but david's turned that way down. not that he doesn't still trespass, but they've come to an impasse.
or they had, until now, when off in the distance he can hear his traps been slammed shut, and not just shut. he doesn't know who it is at first, because so many people do this shit over and over and over again, and it's infuriating, setting off the perpetual rage again. he finds the broken traps, and sees red, but tries to get it under control long enough to find the source.
down into his workshop. of course. cleaver in hand, the idea of a stealthy approach abandoned, he storms past his ruined traps to slam the door open and seeing - david, right on the other side.
he thinks: the trial, maybe. but he'd been pissed off. of course he'd been pissed off. and somehow that had pissed off david. if he had more focus, he might have laughed, but as it is, all he can do is stand there and seethe and wait for an explanation for what the fuck this is. ]
[ so things between them as of late would probably be best described as turbulent, even for them. david doesn't really know what to think when it comes to evan anymore, but he knows he's doing a lot more thinking about him than he'd like. it's not even all sex and violence, which is baffling to him. that should be all there is to this, and yet. ]
[ is it a subconscious desire to be closer to him somehow that makes david reach out, or just the fact that he suddenly remembered this motherfucker has a bed and he doesn't even sleep? jury's out on that one. ]
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Only said I thought you were smarter. Doesn't mean it's true.
Besides, you could be both. Frank makes that tooth monster look bright sometimes.
[ He means the Demogorgon. Which, in his mind, is automatically smarter by right of never leaving its territory. ]
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And you make Billyboy look downright well-adjusted sometimes. So I guess we’re all very complex and multifaceted, aren’t we.
I don’t know what you’re bitching about this time, but I didn’t do it. Believe me or don’t, whatever, I don’t care. But if you fuck with me, I’ll fuck with you back for sure, so maybe ask yourself if it’s worth sullying your precious land further first.
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sorry for the wait! o/
it's cool!
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Didn't think anybody could hit as many of my traps as you have.
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always gotta wonder just what gives you idiots that kind of death wish.
you step in them more often than i ever will.
ty! 💞
And it's even funnier than when a couple planks of wood get dropped on top of you.
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[ What fun! No photographic evidence of Meg's maybe-scarring, but a nice audio file of her attempting her best auUGHgh. ]
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lmk if changes would help!
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better hope so. the more you run, the sooner it's all falling out. a piece at a time, probably. make you even easier to follow.
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Better luck next time.
[ Lie, lie, lie. No matter how much Claudette shows her, she hasn't quite mastered healing herself quickly or quietly. ]
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sure you didn't fuck up just because you saw me coming?
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i'm still right.
let me know which one of them gets you. punch out the shorter one if you get a chance.
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Neither of them got me, for the record.
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kicks down the door to cause a problem
[ which is all what david would've thought before that last trial. before trapper threw him up on a hook with a terse reminder that david owes him, as if he'd fucking forgotten. maybe it was a rough one for him, or maybe david was just especially annoying that time, he doesn't know, but he does know that something about it pissed him off enough that he wasn't even afraid to die while he hung on that hook. all he'd been able to think about at the time was wishing he could just pull himself off and smash the bastard's head in with a rock. how fucking dare he. ]
[ and david tries not to carry that shit with him once a trial's over, sometimes even successfully, but this time? this time he storms over there the second he's back at the campfire. this time he makes a point to break the traps he has to disarm to get down the mine. if there was a way to wreck them so bad it would be impossible to repair or reforge them, david would with no hesitation. ]
You in here? [ david calls when he makes it to the workshop, assuming sooner or later he'll be seeing an angry trapper ready to take his head for the disrespect, but david doesn't care about that. ]
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or they had, until now, when off in the distance he can hear his traps been slammed shut, and not just shut. he doesn't know who it is at first, because so many people do this shit over and over and over again, and it's infuriating, setting off the perpetual rage again. he finds the broken traps, and sees red, but tries to get it under control long enough to find the source.
down into his workshop. of course. cleaver in hand, the idea of a stealthy approach abandoned, he storms past his ruined traps to slam the door open and seeing - david, right on the other side.
he thinks: the trial, maybe. but he'd been pissed off. of course he'd been pissed off. and somehow that had pissed off david. if he had more focus, he might have laughed, but as it is, all he can do is stand there and seethe and wait for an explanation for what the fuck this is. ]
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[ that gets a delayed response. rly david ]
gonna find a reason if you don't back the fuck off from my place.
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We talking about the back that I haven't been back into even though I've had plenty of opportunity, or the whole place in general?
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got somethin for you
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today's episode of "harassing evan with weird questions"
What's Merchant like in a fight?
Feel like she fights dirty & doesn't know what to do without her stupid arm-knife.
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you got one easy way to prove me wrong about all that shit. do it or let me be right.
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Write you an autobiography?
"It all started when I was six" or some shit.
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fuck it winging it
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sure. alive? not many. none of you.
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[ not "are you busy", because evan always is. he's learning. ]
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[ is it a subconscious desire to be closer to him somehow that makes david reach out, or just the fact that he suddenly remembered this motherfucker has a bed and he doesn't even sleep? jury's out on that one. ]
What would it cost me to use your bed?
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why.
[ it can't just be the obvious. then again, he remembers after he sent it the time david got himself nearly killed just to take a shower. ]
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[ hi evan did you miss his questions ]
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yes
why.
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not what i asked.
[ is he offended? hard to tell. ]
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they've been too quiet
[ straight to the point, no messing around. either evan will appreciate it or he'll get annoyed at david for being ~presumptuous~, jury's out. ]
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[ "so much" meaning literally any at all. evan's not sure he's slept since arriving, outside of being unconscious occasionally. or dead.
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